SPOILERS IN LIFE (thought you guys would like...)

[Waffle Monger]

...to know.
This would ruin LOTS of things. So just don't look if you don't want anything ruined.
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AERIS DIES

SPIKE DIES

NEO DIES

TRINITY DIES

JACK SPARROW DIES(AND COMES BACK)

OBI-WAN DIES

YODA DIES

QUI-GON DIES

PADME DIES

BOROMIR DIES

GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)

DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)

EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE

BAMBI'S MOM DIES

MUFASA DIES

EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)

GOKU DIES

GOKU DIES AGAIN

GOKU DIES AGAIN

GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL

PICCOLO DIES

KURIRIN DIES

KRILLIN DIES

TIEN DIES

CHAOZU DIES

YAMCHA DIES

VEGETA DIES

TELLAH DIES

MARIKO DIES

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER, WHO DIES

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD

PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER

WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED

THEY FIND NEMO

THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE

ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED

WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN

GRETCHEN DIES

DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE

MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF

ALEX IS "CURED"

THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE

TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON

MERCUTIO DIES

ROMEO DIES

JULIET DIES

CAESAR DIES

HAMLET DIES

ROCKY LOSES

ROCKY WINS

ROCKY WINS

ROCKY WINS

ROCKY WINS

ROCKY LOSES

REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS

WILLARD KILLS KURTZ

SCARFACE DIES

SPOCK DIES

W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME

THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER

MUFASA DIES

RUSSELL CROWE IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC, AND HIS ROOMMATE, ROOMMATE'S NEICE, AND EMPLOYER AREN'T REAL

VINCENT GETS SHOT BY BRUCE WILLIS

EVERYBODY DIES EXCEPT FOR MR. PINK

ANNA NICOLE DIES

BORIS YELTZON DIES

THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

SHIEK IS PRINCESS ZELDA

HOLDEN CAULFIELD IS CRAZY

JESUS DIES

CHAOS IS GARLAND

TETRA IS ZELDA

EVERY CHARACTER IN WOLF'S RAIN DIES, AND KIBA REACHES PARADISE

SASUKE KILLS OROCHIMARU

AIZEN DIDN'T DIE

NARAKU DOESN'T DIE

HE DUG A TUNNEL BEHIND THE POSTER

STEVE BUSCEMI GETS STUFFED IN A WOODCHIPPER

THE MAN GETTING SHOT IS HIMSELF FROM THE FUTURE

DRUGS ARE BAD

THE NAZIS' FACES MELT

THE SHARK DIES

GENERAL LEO DIES (AND YOU CAN'T REVIVE HIM)

SHE IS THE ROBOTIC REINCARNATION OF MARY MAGDALINE

IT WAS ALL MARIO'S DREAM

SIMON AND PIGGY DIE

THE QUESTION IS 6 TIMES 9

THE ANSWER IS 42

RAYMOND KILLS THE ISELINS, THEN HIMSELF

DECKARD IS A REPLICANT

DRACULA DIES

PROFESSOR XAVIER DIES

KADAJ DIES

KEITARO GETS MARRIED TO NARU

GROM DIES

ONE SHARD IS INSIDE YOU

SAREVOK IS YOUR BROTHER

PYRAMIDHEAD APPEARS IN THE MOVIE (WITHOUT UNDERWEAR)

NAKED SNAKE IS BIG BOSS

THE ANSWER IS 42

DRIZZT SURVIVES

THE SHIP IS THE KING OF HYRULE

REESE DIES

THE TERMINATOR IS TERMINATED

T1000 IS TERMINATED

THE SECOND TERMINATOR IS TERMINATED

THE THIRD TERMINATOR TERMINATED JOHN CONNOR

T-X IS TERMINATED

THE THIRD TERMINATOR IS TERMINATED

JUDGEMENT DAY HAPPENS

CECIL BECOMES A PALADIN

LANCELOT DIES

JEAN d'ARC DIES

THE HIGHLANDER DIES

THERE WERE ZOMBIES WHERE THEY MADE SHORE

CHEWBACCA DIES

STUNTMAN MIKE GETS HIS BUTT WHOOPED BY THREE GIRLS

BIGGIE DIES

TUPAC DIES

THE FINAL LEVEL IS FREEBIRD

THE MILLION ROSE PRIZE IS A WORD OF CONGRATULATIONS

THE LAST SONG EVER PLAYED IS CRAP BY MOBY

THE KILLER WAS ANGELA [AND] SHE HAS A thingy

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY REMEMBERED THIS MOVIE AND MADE A COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT IT

GOLBEZ IS CECIL'S BROTHER

GOLBEZ DIES

GOLBEZ COMES BACK

GOLBEZ HIBERNATES WITH THE REST OF THE ALIEN RACE

CECIL AND GOLBEZ ARE BOTH HALF-ALIEN

ZEROMUS DIES, THEN COMES BACK, THEN DIES, THEN COMES BACK AGAIN, THEN DIES AGAIN, ALL IN THE SPACE OF A HALF AN HOUR

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

KEFKA IS LOCO

TROGDOR BURNINATES THE PEOPLES

THE JURY DEEMS ROARK NOT-GUILTY

KENNY DIES

KENNY COMES BACK

KENNY DIES (REPEAT 93 MORE TIMES)

HIS SON BECOMES THE NEXT MAFIA DON

NO ONE GOOD IN ONE PIECE DIES UNLESS THEY ARE PART OF A CHARACTER'S BACKSTORY, EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR THEM TO SURVIVE

MJ-12 IS ACTUALLY UNATCO

JC DENTON IS THE TECHNOLOGICAL SAVIOR

THE CHOSEN ONE SAVES HIS PEOPLE FROM THE ENCLAVE

MATT DAEMON KILLS EVERYONE

MACDUFF IS NOT OF WOMAN BORN (AND THUS KILLS MACBETH)

NICKEY IS HALF-ANGEL

JEWELS GETS OUT

ABE ACTUALLY LOVES JONE

THE TWINS DIE

HE HAS SEX WITH THE FIFTH ELEMENT

ROXAS IS SORA'S NOBODY, WHO DIES, LIVES ON THROUGH HIM, THEN DIES AGAIN AS A KNIGHT

IT IS NOT REALLY ANSEM

KIBA DOES NOT REACH PARADISE, BUT RESETS THE WORLD HE WAS IN A COMA AND WAS A GIRL

HARUKO FINDS ATOMISK, LOSES HIM, THEN KILLS HALF THE CITY

THEY GET OUT OF THE SATTELITE OF LOVE

THERE IS ANOTHER

TITANIC SINKS

GOD IS THE GUY IN THE HOSPITAL

THEY BUY THE QUICKSTOP WITH THE MONEY FROM THE BLUNTMAN AND CHRONIC MOVIE

SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN; SHE'S BISEXUAL

THE COMPUTER DECIDES THE BEST WAY TO PROTECT HUMANITY IS TO KILL EVERYONE

SONIC TURNS SUPER SONIC AND OWNS EVERYONE

EVEY WASN'T CAPTURED; V WAS HOLDING HER HOSTAGE

THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE HAPPENS BEFORE THE FIRST HALF

YOU CAN REALLY DIVIDE BY ZERO

KATANAS DON'T CUT TANKS IN HALF

SUISEISEKI DOESN'T SAY DESU IN THE LAST EP

TIDUS ISN'T REAL

GNOSIS ARE PEOPLE

YOU CAN'T REFLECT HOLY (FFVIII)

RINOA IS ULTIMAECIA

COMBO BREAKER DOESN'T BREAK

WHY WHY WHY CAN'T I MISS YOU A LOT FOREVER?

CORTANA GOES RAMPANT

SERGAY LOSES HIS MEMORY

ALMOST EVERYONE DIES (AND REVIVE)

ANGELICA DIES

USAGI DIES (SERENA DOESN'T)

SOUSEISEKI DIES

ALICE WAS JUST DREAMING

DORTHY WAS DREAMING

FIONA DECIDES TO STAY AN OGRE

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN LOSES THE RACE

FRAKENFURTER DIES

COLUMBIA DIES

EDDIE DIES (AND IS EATEN FOR DINNER)

ASH KEEPS HIS CRAPPY JOB AT S-MART

ARTEMIS ENTRERI KILLS DRIZZT IN A DUEL

WULFGAR DIES

HOLLY SHORT DIES

MARTI GOES TO THE PAST

MARTI GOES TO THE PRESENT

MARTI GOES TO THE FUTURE

MARTI GOES TO THE PRESENT

MARTI GOES TO THE PAST

MARTI GOES FURTHER TO THE PAST

MARTI GOES TO THE PRESENT

KUJA IS ZIDANE'S BROTHER AND A GUY

BORAT WRESTLES A FAT NAKED MAN

BORAT THROWS A MARRIAGE BAG OVER PAMELA ANDERSON

ONDORE LIES

ALL THE DOLLS IN ROZEN MAIDEN DIE, AND ALL BUT THREE REVIVE

APOLLO DIES

GOOSE DIES

IT WASN'T REALLY GAME OVER, MAN

THE ROCK TURNS INTO A MUTANT

SHREDDER DIES (TWICE)

RUKIA DIES

SINBAD DOESN'T BECOME A MILLIONAIRE

GANONDORF DIES IN BOTH TIMELINES

NEI DIES BUT THEY MAKE NEAT WEAPONS WITH HER NAME ATTACHED TO THEM

JECHT IS BRASKAS FINAL AEON

SHADOW LORD IS A RAOGRIMME

SHADOW DIES BUT COMES BACK FOR SOME REASON

ZERO CONTROLS DARK MATTER

EVERYONE EXCEPT LIKE THREE PEOPLE DIE ESCAPING THE POSIDEON

ROBIN WILLIAMS ISNT THE PRESIDENT ELECT AND REVEALS THIS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

THE MONDO BURGERS ARE INJECTED WITH DANGEROUS CHEMICALS

KEL GETS KENAN ALL THE CRAP HE ASKED FOR IN THE LAST EPISODE

NIXON RESIGNS

YOMI PASSES HER EXAMS

THE ARCHDUKE OF JEUNO IS A ZILART

KIRK BLOWS UP THE ENTERPRISE TRYING TO RETRIEVE SPOCK'S BODY

KIRK GETS DEMOTED AND GETS A NEW ENTERPRISE

KIRK DIES

THE ENTERPRISE-D CRASHES ON A PLANET

THE DELOREAN GETS HITS BY A TRAIN

DOC BUILT A TIME MACHINE OUT OF A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE

STOOP KID LEAVES HIS STOOP

SURTR DIES

FREYR DIES

TYR DIES

GARM DIES

JORMUNGANDR DIES

THOR DIES

ODIN DIES

FENRIR DIES

HEIMDALL DIES

LOKI DIES

YGGDRASIL SHAKES THE EARTH FROM ROOT TO SUMMIT

SABER DIES

BERSERKER DIES

LANCER DIES

ARCHER DIES

RIDER DIES

MAGICIAN DIES

SAMURAI DIES

THE OTHER SABER DIES (GILGAMESH)

CHI IS A CHOBITS AND CAN REPRODUCE SEXUALLY

THE LOST ROOM IS ONLY 5 EPISODES LONG

KIRA (YAGAMI LIGHT) DIES

L DIES

STEWEY NEVER KILLS LOIS

PETER GRIFFON IS FAT

UTENA IS STRAIGHT

ROSE BRIDE ISN'T STRAIGHT

CLOCKS DON'T TELL TIME, THEY ONLY TELL YOU WAHT TIME YOU THINK IT IS

YOU NEVER SPEND TIME, ONLY TIME INTERVAL

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS EITHER (YES, NO, MAGIC, OR PHYSICS

VEGITALES IS NOT A CHRISTIAN PROGRAM

HAL WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS

GRANDPA DIES FROM A HEROIN OVERDOSE

KILLING OCELOT CAUSES A TIME PARADOX

[Pilgrim John]

You forgot

WHOEVER HAS ENOUGH TIME TO READ ALL THIS IS A HUGE LOSER.

[fatherlorris]

zer0 said:

You forgot

WHOEVER HAS ENOUGH TIME TO READ ALL THIS IS A HUGE LOSER.

[Panique]

OH MY GOD GANONDORF DIES. ;__;

THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.

[Pilgrim John]

panique said:

OH MY GOD GANONDORF DIES. ;__;

THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.

Well, actually, Ganondorf has been defeated numerous times, but he's never actually been killed. He gets turned to stone, yes, sent into a ghostly alternate dimension, sure, but killed? Nah. Ganondorf just crawls right back out and gets back to where he left off. That's just the way he works.
Come to think of it, this Spoiler list is a little like Wikipedia: some it is factual, some of it is boneheaded.

[ruben_gamer4life]

I think that they should make a LOZ where gannondorf wins

[Pilgrim John]

rubengamer4life said:

I think that they should make a LOZ where gannondorf wins

But wouldn't that end the series?

[fatherlorris]

zer0 said:

rubengamer4life said:

I think that they should make a LOZ where gannondorf wins

But wouldn't that end the series?

What Ruben meant is Ganondorf would win a game of....um...chess, right Ruben?

[Waffle Monger]

fatherlorris said:

zer0 said:

But wouldn't that end the series?

What Ruben meant is Ganondorf would win a game of....um...chess, right Ruben?

nope. in fact i love when the bad guys win. i was like "YAY" when Kefka destroyed the world... but saddened that we still had to beat him. T_T

btw, i didn't read the whole spoilers thing. lol. if any of you guys did, then wow. you have too much time.

[fatherlorris]

graymatter said:

btw, i didn't read the whole spoilers thing. lol. if any of you guys did, then wow. you have too much time.

Again,

[Pilgrim John]

graymatter said:

fatherlorris said:

What Ruben meant is Ganondorf would win a game of....um...chess, right Ruben?

nope. in fact i love when the bad guys win. i was like "YAY" when Kefka destroyed the world... but saddened that we still had to beat him. T_T

btw, i didn't read the whole spoilers thing. lol. if any of you guys did, then wow. you have too much time.

I think I appreciate these moments when the badguys finally win because they don't usually. The only villains that come to mind who've successfully destroyed the world or killed the main character would be Kefka, Lavos, and Mephiles from the latest Sonic game for 360. Hoo-rah for them.

[Waffle Monger]

zer0 said:

graymatter said:

nope. in fact i love when the bad guys win. i was like "YAY" when Kefka destroyed the world... but saddened that we still had to beat him. T_T

btw, i didn't read the whole spoilers thing. lol. if any of you guys did, then wow. you have too much time.

I think I appreciate these moments when the badguys finally win because they don't usually. The only villains that come to mind who've successfully destroyed the world or killed the main character would be Kefka, Lavos, and Mephiles from the latest Sonic game for 360. Hoo-rah for them.

I love a sad ending, because life isn't always happy. Besides, bad guys need to win, because it isn't normal. lol

[Zellow]

also, FRODO DIES (for real) woot yay! If you don't believe me, read the original lotr trilogy

KURIRIN DIES

KRILLIN DIES

Actually they are the same person... One of them is just a crappy translation.

[benwayshouse]

What?

YOU WATCH ROZEN MAIDEN?

[Waffle Monger]

segahead said:

What?

YOU WATCH ROZEN MAIDEN?

who? heard of it, never watched it.