Fake Game Ideas

[Pilgrim John]

Well, I've noticed at the site that there aren't very many Fake Games, so I decided that maybe we ought to make a few. So here's one I thought should have been made a long time ago.

A BLOB AND HIS BOY
The sequel to the game everybody hated, ABAHB (Hmmm... sounds distinctly Middle Eastern...) is about the Blob... and his Boy. You remember how in the first game, you fed the Blob jellybeans and it turned into things? In this game, the Blob shoves all manners of harmful materials down the Boy's gullet, simply to watch him suffer. Why? The jellybeans rotted his teeth, and the Blob now seeks revenge upon the Boy. You can feed the boy everything from Rat Poison (Turns him into a corpse) to Chemical X (Turns him into a googly-eyed little cartoon prissy). And the Windex? Nah, you don't wanna know what that does. Just don't light any matches around the boy for a while...
CONSOLE: Um... Does the PC sound good?
MANUFACTURER: Anybody who actually liked the original game
ESRB RATING: M (For Crude Humor, Suggestive Themes, and Blobs)
PRICE: 100 Jellybeans

[Jason-RN]

It sounds like the Blob is pretty mad at the Boy and his jellybeans.

[Pilgrim John]

admin said:

It sounds like the Blob is pretty mad at the Boy and his jellybeans.

Well, strawberry jellybeans, I wouldn't be mad about... Now "honey" and "root beer", I would. Might as well have fed the thing a "horse****" flavor bean as well. Where'd he buy those things, Bernie Botts'?